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This says "Wasting time right now" in Chinese. It's is a cool thing to walk around with on your t-shirt especially with no English translation. Guranteed to create confusion. Pronounced as "zheng zai hun ri zi". Chinese characters are 正在混日子.
Wasting time right now
so true...
This says "Don't bother me" in Chinese. Quite ironic when people ask you what it means. Chinese speakers will think it's pretty funny too. Pronounced in Mandarin Chinese as "bie fan wo". This one has plenty of attitude with a capital A. 別煩我
Don't Bother Me
seriously...
This says "Taiwanese", which means you or your parents are from Taiwan. Be proud. On the other hand, if you have no Taiwan connection, this one will launch many confused conversations with Taiwanese. Pronounced in Mandarin as "tai wan ren". 台灣人
Taiwanese
...of course
We didn't invent this one, but what's to stop us from using it anyway? This one says, "Foreigners can't read this". Simple, yet pretty damn funny. Pronounced as "wai guo ren kan bu dong" in Mandarin Chinese. 外國人看不懂
Foreigners can't read this
huh?
This one says "Sliding along day by day" in Chinese. Could be an ideal shirt to wear around your workplace in silent protest of "the man". Just claim to not know what it means. "yi tian hun guo yi tian" in Mandarin Chinese. 一天混過一天
Sliding along day by day
oh yeah...
In the tradition of the "Who's on first" type of humor, this one says "I don't know" in Chinese...which is hilarious when someone asks you what your shirt says. Wacky hijinks ensue. Pronounced in Mandarin as "wo bu zhi dao". 我不知道
I don't know
what does your shirt say?
More "who's on first" humor, this one says "If you can't read this, then don't bother asking" in Chinese...which is hilarious when someone asks you what your shirt says. Pronounced in Mandarin as "kan bu dong, bu yong wen". 看不懂,不用問
Can't read, don't ask
what does your shirt say? v2.0
A new twist on our twisted humor. This one says "What's written on your shirt?" in Chinese...which is confusing to everyone involved including us. Pronounced in Mandarin as "ni de yi fu shang mian xie shen me?". 你的衣服上面寫什麼?
What's written on your shirt?
uhhh...yeah
Here we've taken the English phrase "What's up, dawg?" and clumsily translated it word for word into Chinese. So clunky and bizarre, it's cool. Pronounced in Mandarin as "shen me zai shang mian, gou?". 什麼在上面,狗?
What's up, dawg?
clunky translation
This one says "Studying Chinese" in Chinese. A good way to attract supportive people to help you with your language learning...or warn them of impending disaster. Pronounced in Mandarin as "zheng zai xue zhong wen". 正在學中文
Studying Chinese
warning!
Here we've taken the classic t-shirt slogan, "My parents went to China, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and translated it into Chinese. Chinese characters are 我的父母到中國旅遊但我只拿到這件爛襯衫.
My parents went to China
an old classic
No art of motorcycle maintenance, only Zen. Here we have the very nice looking Chinese character for Zen. The character is 襌 in Chinese and pronounced as "chan" in Mandarin Chinese.
Zen
No motorcycles, only Zen
Laugh your way through life. Here we have the Chinese character for laugh. The character is 笑 in Chinese and pronounced as "xiao" (perhaps better sounded out as "hsiao") in Mandarin Chinese.
Laugh
Laugh your way through life
Never stop learning. This one is the Chinese character for learn. The character is 學 in Chinese and pronounced as "xue" (perhaps better sounded out as "hsue"...actually, that one's hard too) in Mandarin Chinese.
Learn
Never stop learning
While everyone else goes for the aspirational words, you, my friend, are a true rebel. This one has the character for dumb (i.e. "stupid", not "unable to talk") in Chinese. Pronounced as "ben" in Mandarin. Need I say more? No. 笨
Dumb
yet confident
The perennial favorite, dragon. A particularly nice-looking character in Chinese, and, of course, it has lots of positive connotations in Chinese culture. Pronounced "long" in Mandarin. Chinese character is 龍.
Dragon
Another perennial favorite, phoenix, the mythical bird, not the city in Arizona. Also a particularly nice-looking character in Chinese, and, it has lots of positive connotations in Chinese culture. Pronounced "feng" in Mandarin. Character is 鳳
Phoenix
the mythical bird, not the city
This one has the character for "buddha" in Chinese. Sorry, I need more space than allowed here to explain it. It's complicated and simple. Pronounced "fo" in Mandarin. Chinese character is 佛.
Buddha
ommmm
A nice image in Chinese and in English. This one has the character for "eagle" in Chinese. Pronounced "ying" in Mandarin. Character is 鷹。
Eagle
cool in both languages
This one has the Chinese character for "peace" on it. Pronounced as "he" in Mandarin Chinese. The character is 和.
Peace
give it a chance
Here's the Chinese character for "courage", pronounced "yong" in Mandarin Chinese. The character is 勇.
Courage
even a lion needs it

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